Is This Real Life?!

Most girls telling their friends how they look

me telling my friends how they look…

When I realize just how attractive my TA is…

I’m like…

literally the first thing I look for in an outfit

This explains why I always get hit on by black guys

When Im drunk at a sorority formal

And I just want to leave, I’m like

And standards chair is like

when my friend posts pictures on facebook of us after a night of drinking…

when someone says “roll tide”

When I walk into a party and find out its BYOB

Me:

The first time I walked into Kappa during rush week

When a Kappa walks into a party

they’re like,